Frenchy: Excuse me.
Me: Oh I'm sorry.
Frenchy: Its okay.
Me: Oh My God! You're so adorable!
Frenchy: Thank---
Me: (cutting him off) Like a little munchkin from the Wizard of Oz! ::GASP:: Can I call you Judy?!?!?!
Frenchy (a.k.a. Judy): Sure(?)

So there you have it folks, we can actually call him Judy.

yes, I know I'm going to hell ::shrugs:: what eves.